Les sketchs d'anglais
Mes courtes révisions pour le BTS sont l'occasion pour moi de me rappeler de bons moments de franches rigolades. Parmis celles-ci, on peut compter les sketchs en anglais. Lors des cours en labo de langues, nous avions à écrire et à produire théatralement un sketch lors de la fin d'une séquence.
Et bien sûre, avec Romain, il nous était impossible de ne pas étaler notre bilinguisme latent.
petits extraits:
Romain: Hello, how are you?
Marco: I'm feeling bad.
R: Why? Do you have any problems in your job?
M: Yes, I have a back acke since Tuesday. Because, at my mover firm, I have a new collegue. He is not too strong so I must bring alone a lot of things.
R: Oh! You are not lucky! You must be retrain. Look at me, I was in my factory since two years, I live there free and I have a lots of other avantages.
M: I would like to become a farmer with my brother to breed ostriches!
R: It's great for you, you will have more money and you will can buy a convertible car.
M: I have enough to speak with you so I live you, I have broken you!
Quoi? vous en voulez d'autres? bon ok...
R: Hi Marco, how are you?
M: I am not tip-top. I'm looking for a job.
R: It's the same thing for me. I have just lost my job.
M: Why have you been laid off?
R: Because my boss prefers to employ chinese children. They work for two peanuts a week! And you, why haven't you a job?
M: I've never worked, but I am motivated to find a job. I left school at 14 so I don't have a degree.
R: Okay, It's bad for you. If you don't have a degree, you won't find a job quickly. Look at me, I have my O-levels and I found a job in less than one and a half year.
M: I would like to become a superstar like Bernard Minet.
R: You are too ambitious. I think it should be hard. I would like to become a steward but I must work harder to succeed. If you want, I know Dave so I can to contact with him.
M: Oh! I think it's the begining of a big carreer. I will become a world celebrity!!
Ralala... souvenir souvenir...
PS: Si tu ne comprends pas, soit tu passes ton chemin, soit tu utilises le traducteur google.
Et bien sûre, avec Romain, il nous était impossible de ne pas étaler notre bilinguisme latent.
petits extraits:
Romain: Hello, how are you?
Marco: I'm feeling bad.
R: Why? Do you have any problems in your job?
M: Yes, I have a back acke since Tuesday. Because, at my mover firm, I have a new collegue. He is not too strong so I must bring alone a lot of things.
R: Oh! You are not lucky! You must be retrain. Look at me, I was in my factory since two years, I live there free and I have a lots of other avantages.
M: I would like to become a farmer with my brother to breed ostriches!
R: It's great for you, you will have more money and you will can buy a convertible car.
M: I have enough to speak with you so I live you, I have broken you!
Quoi? vous en voulez d'autres? bon ok...
R: Hi Marco, how are you?
M: I am not tip-top. I'm looking for a job.
R: It's the same thing for me. I have just lost my job.
M: Why have you been laid off?
R: Because my boss prefers to employ chinese children. They work for two peanuts a week! And you, why haven't you a job?
M: I've never worked, but I am motivated to find a job. I left school at 14 so I don't have a degree.
R: Okay, It's bad for you. If you don't have a degree, you won't find a job quickly. Look at me, I have my O-levels and I found a job in less than one and a half year.
M: I would like to become a superstar like Bernard Minet.
R: You are too ambitious. I think it should be hard. I would like to become a steward but I must work harder to succeed. If you want, I know Dave so I can to contact with him.
M: Oh! I think it's the begining of a big carreer. I will become a world celebrity!!
Ralala... souvenir souvenir...
PS: Si tu ne comprends pas, soit tu passes ton chemin, soit tu utilises le traducteur google.
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