Les sketchs d'anglais

Mes courtes révisions pour le BTS sont l'occasion pour moi de me rappeler de bons moments de franches rigolades. Parmis celles-ci, on peut compter les sketchs en anglais. Lors des cours en labo de langues, nous avions à écrire et à produire théatralement un sketch lors de la fin d'une séquence.
Et bien sûre, avec Romain, il nous était impossible de ne pas étaler notre bilinguisme latent.

petits extraits:

Romain: Hello, how are you?
Marco: I'm feeling bad.
R: Why? Do you have any problems in your job?
M: Yes, I have a back acke since Tuesday. Because, at my mover firm, I have a new collegue. He is not too strong so I must bring alone a lot of things.
R: Oh! You are not lucky! You must be retrain. Look at me, I was in my factory since two years, I live there free and I have a lots of other avantages.
M: I would like to become a farmer with my brother to breed ostriches!
R: It's great for you, you will have more money and you will can buy a convertible car.
M: I have enough to speak with you so I live you, I have broken you!

Quoi? vous en voulez d'autres? bon ok...

R: Hi Marco, how are you?
M: I am not tip-top. I'm looking for a job.
R: It's the same thing for me. I have just lost my job.
M: Why have you been laid off?
R: Because my boss prefers to employ chinese children. They work for two peanuts a week! And you, why haven't you a job?
M: I've never worked, but I am motivated to find a job. I left school at 14 so I don't have a degree.
R: Okay, It's bad for you. If you don't have a degree, you won't find a job quickly. Look at me, I have my O-levels and I found a job in less than one and a half year.
M: I would like to become a superstar like Bernard Minet.
R: You are too ambitious. I think it should be hard. I would like to become a steward but I must work harder to succeed. If you want, I know Dave so I can to contact with him.
M: Oh! I think it's the begining of a big carreer. I will become a world celebrity!!

Ralala... souvenir souvenir...

PS: Si tu ne comprends pas, soit tu passes ton chemin, soit tu utilises le traducteur google.